"My pancreas itches."
"my brother: 'what's a pancreas?' me: 'i don't know but mine itches.'"
"oh yeah? well yomomma durrrrrrr"
"Wow it's kinda scary to think that the world's going to eventually become like 1984... only 38 years later. according to Trent Reznor that is."
"'what if you could walk through walls?' asks my friend in History. 'i would walk out of the room.' I reply."
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