Random "Tweets" im too lazy to put on Twitter vol.1

"My pancreas itches."
"my brother: 'what's a pancreas?' me: 'i don't know but mine itches.'"
"oh yeah? well yomomma durrrrrrr"
"Wow it's kinda scary to think that the world's going to eventually become like 1984... only 38 years later. according to Trent Reznor that is."
"'what if you could walk through walls?' asks my friend in History. 'i would walk out of the room.' I reply."

when the heck will Tool go on another tour?

fuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkk... listening to Tool for hours on end. why is Maynard staying in fuckin Arizona with Puscifer? dont get me wrong, Puscifer rules as well, but it's just not the same as Tool. He really should get back to them and record another album. then go on tour. and stop in Boston. seriously. Ever since I bought AEnima i've been dying to go to a Tool show, but Maynard decided to take like 5 years off. I'm tired of songs about vaginas and sex and momma sed... time for more tool!